what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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