I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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