i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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