you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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