I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We just shotgunned beers for America
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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