the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
do nipples grow back?
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