Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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