She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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