He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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