What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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