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go home
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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