I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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