Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
how does that bad decision feel?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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