There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Randomize