We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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