i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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