Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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