YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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