OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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