we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she told me i tasted like america
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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