We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Every concussion has its silver lining
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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