Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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