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So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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