have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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