I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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