...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
sex in a hospital.. check
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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