Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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