hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Drake has all the answers
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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