Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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