Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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