If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let's get the cat blown out
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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