ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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