i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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