dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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