protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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