That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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