You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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