how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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