I don't think brook has ever known best
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
