so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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