her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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