eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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