Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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