Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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