Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
