They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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