So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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