I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she told me i tasted like america
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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