I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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