My first STD was from a foam party
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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