I'm lost and stupid without you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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