Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think i have two assholes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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