how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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