Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Randomize
