i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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